News from Page Six that first lady Melania Trump is planning on writing a memoir about her time in the White House set off an all too predictable flood of title suggestions on social media that were equal parts brutal and hilarious.
According to Page Six, the first lady is planning to write the book and that the income from it will solely be hers allowing her to cash in the past four years like the rest of the Trump family.
As historian Micheal Beshloss wrote, "New York Post reports today that Mrs. Trump is "preparing to pen memoir on her time in the White House."
That, in turn, inspired commenters to weigh with titles for the book and commentary about the out-going first lady.
As you can see below:
@BeschlossDC “If I Did It” would work as a title, and it’s only been used once before— Mark R. Yzaguirre (@Mark R. Yzaguirre)1606584593.0
@BeschlossDC Essential reading for people who don’t view reading as essential.— The Hoarse Whisperer (@The Hoarse Whisperer)1606577001.0
@BeschlossDC Working title of Melania’s book: Becoming, by Michelle Obama— Exploding Trumppopotamus Singh MD 🌊 (@Exploding Trumppopotamus Singh MD 🌊)1606576780.0
@BeschlossDC It will be called: Becoming, I Wrote Book.— Irishrygirl (@Irishrygirl)1606577704.0
@BeschlossDC _Letter from an SDNY Prison_ Chapter One "Fcvking Christmas Stuff"— 💜E9onthenest #KHive💜 (@💜E9onthenest #KHive💜)1606585897.0
@AynRandPaulRyan @BeschlossDC Dahling, I Love You but Give Me Park Avenue.— Merry Merry Novaria 😷🎄 (@Merry Merry Novaria 😷🎄)1606586222.0
@BeschlossDC So, Melania Trump is going to pen a memoir about her days in the White House? It will be as lengthy as… https://t.co/uLaydj3d0Q— Russell Drew (@Russell Drew)1606578324.0
@BeschlossDC working title: "Why He No Dead"— Jeff Tiedrich (@Jeff Tiedrich)1606576047.0
@melodyMcooper @BeschlossDC I think she's considered the title "30 Years In The Hole."— D Pinion (@D Pinion)1606584742.0
@AynRandPaulRyan @BeschlossDC It's Only Plagiarism If You Get Caught— Rebekah-Google-Darrien-Hunt-BlackSwordsmenMatter (@Rebekah-Google-Darrien-Hunt-BlackSwordsmenMatter)1606586515.0
@AynRandPaulRyan @BeschlossDC “It Wasn’t Worth It. A Prenup Means Nothing if He’s Broke”— Mom.Wife.AllTheThings (@Mom.Wife.AllTheThings)1606584188.0
@ElizabethMWard3 @BeschlossDC Chapter 9: Be Best Has Cheezburger Chapter 10: I Really Don't Care Chapter 11: (usual… https://t.co/TXizDyeiw2— Matt Sayler (@Matt Sayler)1606576941.0
@SharesTruth @BeschlossDC Title is "Einstien Visas and Nude Pics for Dummies"— Joseph L. Jefferson (@Joseph L. Jefferson)1606585620.0
@AynRandPaulRyan @BeschlossDC I No Change Orange Man Diapers— Z🇺🇸 (@Z🇺🇸)1606584053.0
@AynRandPaulRyan @BeschlossDC "I Earned Every Fucking Penny!"— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@Mrs. Betty Bowers)1606580926.0
@AynRandPaulRyan @BeschlossDC “My Life With My Husband Barack”— ShotgunZen (@ShotgunZen)1606580854.0
@AynRandPaulRyan @BeschlossDC “Becoming Mich... oops! Melania”— S.C. (@S.C.)1606583488.0
@AynRandPaulRyan @BeschlossDC ‘Why Donald Trump Was Too Poor To Pay The Amount In My Pre-nup’— Pam Nash 😷🏏⚽️🎾 (@Pam Nash 😷🏏⚽️🎾)1606580688.0
@AynRandPaulRyan @BeschlossDC Title of Melania's memoir: "Always Get The Money Upfront."— kasey michaels (@kasey michaels)1606585449.0
@dave_wakeling @BeschlossDC Maybe she will call it, I Confess.— Citizen - Veteran - Progressive 🇺🇸⚾️ (@Citizen - Veteran - Progressive 🇺🇸⚾️)1606583776.0
@BeschlossDC https://t.co/WvY2caZ9fK— Clayre 🏜 (@Clayre 🏜)1606579938.0
@ericpalmsprings @AynRandPaulRyan @BeschlossDC https://t.co/xoZBYTy7je— WendySpirit (@WendySpirit)1606583589.0
@AynRandPaulRyan @BeschlossDC https://t.co/wac89ThgMI— Dennis the Filth Farmer (@Dennis the Filth Farmer)1606586013.0