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The Imaginary "War On Christmas" Inspires Real Violence

The "war on Christmas" that Fox News pretends is going on every year is one of those things that liberals, I think, feel widely guilty about watching with fascination, even to mock it. Like we fear that we're feeding the beast somehow by even acknowledging  the stunningly dishonest hysteria about the entirely mythical attempts to keep people from enjoying Christmas. But I personally can't help being fascinated by it, because it's possibly the most rock solid evidence there is that the folks at Fox News are motivated primarily by cynicism. They know there's no "war on Christmas", but they will invent one because they know that they and the Republican party profit handsomely off keeping their paranoid, gullible, aging white audience in a constant fit of self-righteous outrage. Their audience is desperate to be told that they are "oppressed" by the fact that other people exist and believe that they deserve to be treated as full human beings, when the Fox audience thinks it's obvious that everyone else should run around apologizing for not being a straight, white, conservative Christian. And even though that's a lie---an obvious lie---Fox News will happily feed them an endless stream of blatantly lies and misleading stories to justify their completely unjustifiable belief that they are entitled to be treated like they're inherently better and more important than everyone else.

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No, Ross, Misogyny Does Not Make Women Happier

Ross Douthat's utopia: Weeping couples hauled to the altar.

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We Are All Beyoncé

A few more thoughts on pop music, and then I swear, we'll be back to the regularly scheduled programming of political rants and mocking Fox News. One thing that's been bugging me about some of the more in-depth reviews of Beyoncé's new record is the assumption that her music---or pop music generally---is best interpreted as a personal statement from the artist. This is true of critical ones accusing Beyoncé of hypocrisy for decrying beauty standards while upholding them (told you guys it was coming) or praising her for her flawless workaholic image. The locus of authority for what the song means is being put in Beyoncé's mouth. It's assumed that the audience listening to a Beyoncé song is taking it primarily as Beyoncé talking about herself and we are just listening in.

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A Plea: Remember Beyonce's Record Is Art, Not A Political Treatise

It's been fascinating watching the rapid reaction to Beyonce dropping a surprise record on iTunes last night. Of course, it's a huge deal for the record industry, because putting out something like this without pre-hype is unheard of, but you know it will sell like crazy. That's why it's amusing watching some folks, who I shall leave unnamed, putting on a world-weary tone and complaining about all the buzz on Twitter and scolding everyone to talk about something else. You know that if Radiohead dropped a surprise record on iTunes, complete with music videos, half of those guys would be walking around fully erect all day.

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Another Reminder: Feminism Is Not A Birthday Party Thrown For You By Your Mother

Let's stop fussing and everyone get naked.

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How A Young Conservative Taught Mankind To Get Laid Through Street Harassment

Just ask yourself: What would Paul Newman do? He would definitely stare at her ass like it's hypnotizing him.

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GOP Comes Up With A Brilliant Outrage Generation Plan

Why buy the shit when you can own the whole bull?

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Musings On Snark, Riffing Off A Wonderful Defense Of It

If I may direct your attention to this excellent essay by Tom Scocca on the rhetorical tones known as "snark" and "smarm", which are, to be blunt, opposing forces. (Though people can definitely switch between both forms, often within the space of minutes, though I have to point out that I'm a big fan of feigning smarm in order to snark harder.) There's a lot of anti-snark sentiment on the rise, Scocca argues, but really the big rhetorical problem in this country is smarm. Smarm is the hypocritical, disingenuous pose of the person who thinks they are being "reasonable" and who does things like feign outrage to shut down discourse and is generally good at acting butthurt. They are people who toss out "ideologue" as an insult, as if there's a position of non-ideology that they somehow own. Here, a quote:

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Men Do Not Need Guns Or Violence To Be Men

For all the reasons Adam Weinstein notes here, I'm not going to give this gun seller a video embed for the ad they're pretending was too hot for the Super Bowl, one that suggests that the AR-15 is good for baby-and-wife protecting. (In reality, as Adam Lanza demonstrated, it's an extraordinarily capable tool of taking 20 lives of small children in the space of a couple of minutes.) If you must watch it, I recommend mentally changing the words "protection" and "defend" to "dominating" and "controlling", because really, that's what the hyper-masculinity this ad is promoting is truly about. Its suggestive nature is utterly evident in the effect it had on Andrea Tantaros, who got quite excited talking about how she thinks the NFL is "feminized" now, despite the, uh, lack of actual female-gendered people who play the sport.

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Future T-Shirt Suggestions For The GOP

So the NRCC got caught selling T-shirts that only really make sense if you believe that being a non-Christian is a terrible thing to be and so evil, in fact, that being nice to non-Christians is obviously wrong.

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Please Make Your Research Studies In Response To Real People

I have a very simple request to put out there for pundits, journalists, scientists, etc: If you're going to argue with "feminists", could you take the time to bother quoting even just one who has the argument you claim they have? Paul Bloom is a researcher who wrote a piece for the NY Times arguing against the contention that feeling lust for or even just seeing someone naked necessarily means you objectify and demean them. He feels that this argument needs to be made because of all those terrible "feminists" with their terrible talk about "objectification" and wah.

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Fascism Is Letting People Know A Government Service Exists?

Don't even look at the computer, or you will be sucked into a mind control cult of people who believe they should benefit from the taxes they pay.

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