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The before/after pictures fill one with an ineffable longing

Lisa and Samhita found the existence of this business irritating, but I have to admit, it caused me to crack a smile.

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Nixon And Ninjas Agree: I Am Too Sexy To Live

Richard Nixon was many things. Thief. Liar. And, apparently, massive drinker of the mulatto haterade. (It restores vital malevolytes!)

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Thoughts on why the music downloading thing gets under people's skin

"Sound Opinons" had another great podcast this week, an interview with Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails about the second coming of his career, now that he's label-free and doing his own distribution, an experiment that's been wildly successful. What Reznor's been doing is releasing his music online, mostly for free or for consumer-determined prices. He's made quite a bit of money off it, especially with incorporating strategies like Radiohead did of selling special edition hard copy versions over the internet. Reznor fully admits that this strategy really only works for people who are not only already established, but have a fanatic fan base that will drive album sales and basically do all the promotional work for you. Still, it's a move in the right direction of really trying to cope with what the internet means for the music industry. It's interesting in light of the news they report about the exponential growth sales of vinyl in the past couple of years. One thing I've noticed is that a lot of brand new LPs come with a coupon to download the album for free.* Another response is the deep discounting of downloadable albums---I bought Grizzly Bear's newest for $3 and today you can download The Gossip's new album for $8 at Amazon. People want to have something to hold in their hands if they pay full price (which is one psychological reason that I think vinyl sales are going up, and certainly why I like vinyl---a lot less disposable than CDs).

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All monkey ladies are prostitutes who get paid in not-currency

Matt Yglesias beat me to this bit of evo psych choadage, but since making fun of this stuff is my official beat, I'm taking it on anyway. As you are all no doubt aware, there's a lot of choadery disguised as science reporting in the mainstream press because it uses just-so stories to explain how every vicious sexist stereotype you believe is not only not bullshit, but etched into our DNA. This week, it's one of the top three favorites: Women are money-grubbing whores who only pretend to like sex to get at your wallet. There are enough men (and sadly, women) out there who need to believe this that they'll buy even the most ridiculous logic bending to get their way, which is exactly what's going on in this Time article.

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Just A Reminder Of Who These People Are

I went over to Instapundit today to see how the 101st Fighting Keyboarders are taking the fight to the Iranitards. That led to this interview, in which he begins the process of proving himself a savant for predicting that technology would play a role in events to come, which nobody had ever done before. Ever.

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South Carolina Gov. Sanford is AWOL

And his wife and staff aren't giving any details. (The State):

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Tacos for democracy

The right wing attempts to not only make the Iranian protests All About The U.S., but also All About Obama's Complete Failure As A Human Being reached a new level of hysteria-driven idiocy over the weekend, as bloggers, led by Patterico, decided that the fact that Obama took his girls out for ice cream is proof positive that he is a lover of the Iranian theocracy. Roy Edroso reports:

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So Hot...Want To Touch The Hayek

Andy McCarthy says that Barack Obama has yet to fuck over the Iranian people stand up for Iranian democracy because he is a man of the Hard Left, and men of the Hard Left, in their Infinitely Hard Wisdom, like oppression more than freedom, and all of the oppressions of the world are the same because they all are bad, and the Congressional Black Caucus are America's mullahs.

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I Got That Fresh New Wingnut

Now, apparently, the stimulus bill is bad not because it wastes too much government money, but because it will rob our nation's menfolk of their vital testicular strengthiness:

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The Chevy Nova Act Of 2009

imageI'm not entirely sure why Congressional Democrats govern like Newt Gingrich is going to come bursting through the door at any moment and start breaking their fingers with a ball-peen hammer if they go too far left, but they are. And it's terrible.

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Salon's wingnut explains why straight guys get to have Teh Sexx, but not anyone else

For this week's Ask A Wingnut, the wingnut was asked why Republicans are such hypocrites about sex. And it's true---one wonders why, when straight Republican politicians are caught with their pants down, anyone thinks they owe the world an apology. Apologies are hypocritical. Their stance is clear---straight men get to have all the sex they want with all the women they want. It's not straight male sexuality, in any of its manifestations, that's bringing down society. It's women having sex without being punished repeatedly for it, and of course, gay men need to be run out of town for it. But this belief has become embarrassing for some reason to conservatives, and now they feel like they have to put on this whole front about male fidelity and responsibility. I think they think it's a tradeoff---straight women, you get to be forced to have babies against your will and die from cervical cancer. Gay men and lesbians, you get to be discriminated against and, if the system works right, you also get to fuck off and die without health insurance because you can't get married or have a job under the conservative regime. In exchange, to show their interest in fairness, conservatives will require straight men to pretend to be sorry when they commit adultery. See? Everyone loses and so it's fair. You lose your freedom, dignity, or health, and they lose entire minutes of pretending to be sorry. But only if they're politicians. Having a fraction of a percentage of straight men required to sacrifice is enough to justify taking away the human rights of everyone else.

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For every "Buffy" fan who can't believe the kids are eating up "Twilight"

Here's a pretty awesome remix where Buffy meets Edward, and reacts to the "I want to rape own control kill you, it's a compliment" rhetoric appropriately.

The broken ethics of the evangelical economy

Via Ezra comes this interesting angle on a lawsuit against "artist" Thomas Kinkade that may have larger implications for the subculture I like to call the evangelical economy. There's a lot of complications in the Kinkade empire, but the lawsuit in question is over the predatory relationship Kinkade had with his dealers, who signed onto the unfair deal on the incorrect assumption that Kinkade's art was going to keep rising in value. Classic bubble speculation issues---when something has a meteoric rise in value, one should assume that it's peaking, not that it's going to continue exploding in value. There are, after all, only so many Christians with horrible taste that want art to reflect their so-called values instead of their taste to buy paintings, but for some reason, when the bubble mentality kicks in, people forget that there is such a thing as market saturation.

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