
Twitter has been having a lot of fun with Kim Davis, the Kentucky county clerk who refuses to obey court orders and issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples.
But no one has had more fun with the defiant public official than whoever set up the "Sit next to Kim Davis" social media account.
The tweets imagine thoughts going through the mind of a deputy clerk frequently seen in videos recorded at the Rowan County clerk's office.
"I sit next to Kim Davis," reads the account description. "This was supposed to just be a chill job. Goddamn it, Kim."
GODDAMN IT, KIM, I CAN'T DICK AROUND ON FACEBOOK WITH FUCKING ANDERSON COOPER WAVING A CAMERA IN MY FACE!!! #KimDavis— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@Formerly next to Kim Davis) 1441153560.0
The account's name pokes fun at the #standwithkim hashtag used by Davis' anti-LGBT supporters.
http://t.co/LCcy9vC5wh— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@Formerly next to Kim Davis) 1441172770.0
#KimDavis says her biblical views means she gets a whole fucking shelf in the break room fridge.— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@Formerly next to Kim Davis) 1441155369.0
FYI #KimDavis pulled this same damn shit when someone tried to take the Foreman Grill during the Yankee Gift Swap.— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@Formerly next to Kim Davis) 1441155716.0
The deputy clerk was seen treating a gay couple rudely -- and referring to them as "girls" -- in a viral video recorded shortly after the U.S. Supreme Court ruling in Obergefell v. Hodges that effectively legalized same-sex marriage.
#KimDavis I CAN'T GET TO MY CAR, I'M PARKED IN BY A FUCKING @NBCNews VAN— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@Formerly next to Kim Davis) 1441157589.0
ONE GAME of Minesweeper up during gov't work hours and goddamn @maddow DOES A 20 MINUTE SEGMENT ON IT!— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@Formerly next to Kim Davis) 1441157751.0
#KIMDAVIS http://t.co/1RQZTWjjEq— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@Formerly next to Kim Davis) 1441172297.0
The deputy clerk was summoned by U.S. District Court Judge David Bunning to appear along with her boss and co-workers Thursday in federal court for a hearing on possible contempt charges.
Davis appears willing to be jailed as a Christian "martyr," at the advice of her lawyers with the religious conservative Liberty Counsel, but one wonders what her staffers think.
I just realized. If #KimDavis goes to jail on Thursday, we probably don't get our Labor Day half day on Friday. FUCK. YOU. KIM.— Formerly next to Kim Davis (@Formerly next to Kim Davis) 1441169554.0