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It's true that pandas are lumbering fake bears that are going extinct because they suffer from sexual ignorance on the level that abstinence-only pushers could only dream of. But all this is more reason that pandas deserve your vote over religious figures and bitches. After all, when this is all said and done, bitches and religious figures will live on, assured that there is no danger of extinction for their people, but pandas will not have such comfort. So vote for pandas. Because you're a liberal, and so you root for the downtrodden and the underdogs, and pandas are all that plus way cuter than most underdogs.
(Pandagon is on the ExpressionEngine CMS platform, btw, in case anyone was wondering...)
NOTE: I was interviewed about the Soapblox hack a couple of days ago by Jeffrey Toobin of The New Yorker for the January 19th Talk of the Town column, It hits newsstands Monday. You can read it here.
In the days since the hacking of the blogging platform Soapblox's server on which Pam's House Blend, OpenLeft and many state blogs reside (my reporting here), there have been a lot of discussions around the blogosphere about the fate of the content management software and its hosting service (Soapblox provided both).
One development has been the launch of a "Save Soapblox" fundraising campaign on Friday by Chris Bowers of OpenLeft (administered through BlogPAC). BlogPAC was alreadly deeply involved with Soapblox, paying the service fees for most of the state blogs on the platform each year, so that existing relationship was in place. Donating to "the cause," as defined in the DKos diary, is to deal with the short-term issue of migrating the data and making it secure.
--Recharge ten servers--Perform a full security audit of the SoapBlox server/unix infrastructure to prevent hackers from gaining access
--Ensure all backup processes are working and functional to guarantee that if hacking happens, data is preserved
--Perform a security audit on the SoapBlox code itself so that hackers cannot exploit the SoapBlox code itself.
--Migrate to new, secure servers
The good news is that, in addition to restoring full service for Soapblox, Paul has already found a system administrator who lives in his area and is able to help. All of the work listed above is currently underway. Here is what it will cost:
--Recharging ten servers at $100 apiece: $1,000
--Purchasing new, secure severs, and migrating the data: $8,000
--One month of full-time work at $50 / hour in order to complete all of the tasks listed above: $8,400
A big caveat here -- nothing about the above is a long-term solution for a to-date closed-source, run-on-a-shoestring by one person effort, and they know it. Evolving a business based on the programming savvy (and the health and well-being) of Soapblox owner Paul Preston is not a business plan, particularly in crisis management mode, and without transparency.
The question needs to be asked -- what is in the best long-term interest of supporting the progressive blogosphere? More below the fold, and it's about more than just one content management system and hosting service.
Complicating the matter is that right now, there is not a turnkey alternative available to bloggers on the Soapblox platform that will provide the same functionality as the open-source, Scoop-based Daily Kos. If it did, we'd all already be there. Drupal, for instance, is open source and can provide the same feature set, but it involves programming expertise, time or money to develop and maintain the back end, something most bloggers on Soapblox don't have. Same thing with Scoop.
As I said above the fold, the fact of the matter is that most of the blogs affected by the SB takedown don't have the technical skills or time to easily migrate their content to another platform -- they want to be free to produce the content that resulted in the progressive online political revolution. Paul Preston and Soapblox provided this on a shoestring and herculean personal commitment. Now that a good chunk of the progressive blogosphere is on the platform and politically institutionalized, the sad story of last week is that its existence is tethered by a thread to weak technical and support infrastructure -- an easy point of failure.
Interestingly, a MyDD diary by Drupal consultant Shai Sachs (and thus a competitor with Soapblox), "SoapBlox meltdown and Drupal," makes some observations that are relevant to consider in terms of a long-term future of stability, even if there's a vested interest in Drupal:
Soapblox is a reasonably good technological platform, but I think the key to its success, until this week, was its low barrier to entry. For a low monthly fee and with very little technological expertise, a blogger could launch a full-featured blog that was felt, to readers, a lot like DailyKos. In contrast, Drupal and multi-user Wordpress would require an awful lot of tinkering and monkey-wrenching in order to simulate the Dailykos experience.With Soapblox hanging by a thread, it's important to develop a new and stronger alternative to the old system. There's very little question, in my mind, that the best foundation for this kind of hosted blogging system will be Drupal, for a wide variety of reasons. First, Drupal's out-of-the-box features include user-specific diaries, moderated comments, and the capability to front-page a diary - those are all key features of Soapblox. What Drupal lacks is the ease-of-use of Soapblox, but as OnSugar demonstrated late last year, it's entirely possible to run a hosted, easy-to-use blogging platform on Drupal. Second, Drupal is one of the most popular content management systems in the world, which means it has an enormous user, developer, and support community; there is no single point of failure in the Drupal community, meaning that a near-meltdown like Soapblox's is nearly unthinkable. Finally, there is already a considerable degree of cooperation between the Drupal and progressive communities. Many local Dean organizing groups, and later DFA chapters, developed websites based in Drupal, thanks largely to the release of a Drupal distribution called Deanspace, (which later changed its name to Civic Space Labs). Today, there are a variety of progressive Drupal development firms, including Development Seed, Chapter Three, Prometheus Labor, ZivTech, and my own company, Lightbulb First Consulting, LLC. Drupal is a community which is strongly based in a number of open source values, including meritocracy, transparency and accountability - the same values that drive the progressive blogosphere.
...Primarily, I think it is the responsibility of the progressive Drupal community (which I count myself a part of), to answer this call-to-arms. We must develop a stronger, better alternative to the Soapblox platform, and we must properly productize and market that solution in order to make it palatable to progressive bloggers. These are busy days for me, and it's not entirely clear that I'll have time to develop such a product on my own, or to organize a larger effort. But I think we need to get the ball rolling very soon, because the days when it made sense to run the progressive blogosphere on a shoestring are long gone.
And that last comment is quite apt because you get what you pay for. Poor Paul Preston had to deal with deadbeat customers who wouldn't even pony up their cheep $15/month. That doesn't exactly inspire one to believe in a sustainable operation.
Conversely, if Soapblox blogs migrated to a platform that required each blogger to foot the bill for redesign, programming and adequate hosting, would readers pony up and pay an annual subscription fee (like a magazine) to support the costs of keeping those blogs running? I don't know, but I do know that it would be tough for a good number of small state blogs to pull in the funds to afford an adequate transition and hosting in perpetuity to ensure the content's survival. That's the wake up call for all corners of lefty blogtopia.
While I admire the effort by BlogPAC to raise funds for the short term issues (clearly the Blend benefits from addressing the acute problem), that's not evidence of a sustainable business plan -- and we've yet to see what that will look like. BlogPAC is now in the precarious position by default of being responsible for the security and existence of the Soapblox blogs by asking people to endorse and support Soapblox's (uncharted) future. Even as an affected blog (and the person who first publicly alerted Soapblox customers about the hack), I haven't been privy to any specific discussions about long-term plans, so your guess is as good as mine on what's going on in back-channel discussions.
There's been plenty of speculation about what will be done about the matter at PHB. It's odd that I've seen reports that I've 1) decided to stay, 2) decided to leave, 3) remain undecided. Clearly people see what they want to see; I did have a thread asking readers their opinion about where the Blend should go from here, but I've not stated what I plan to do.
And the kind of public mulling I'm doing here (since I believe in transparency about the PHB community to you, the readers) is going on between Soapbloxers bloggers in private -- I've been in contact with some of them. Most 1) want to see Soapblox survive and thrive; and 2) are making their own contingency plans to abandon ship if the ship's leaks aren't repaired and there's not a sustainable plan forthcoming. I can't blame them - they'd be serving their readers poorly if they didn't. It's not a trust issue (but given some of the comments on the initial Kos thread about the panic, that sentiment was out there) or a lack of commitment to progressive solidarity, it's a simple survival instinct based on prudent business decision-making.
There's no point slagging Soapblox, the bloggers on the platform or anyone else -- we're at this point and need viable options for those who want to provide an online political base for progressive thought in a community based format that enables talented voices to stay in the game without huge overhead or fear that their contributions to the political discourse are at risk of being lost forever. Unlike a book, where there are many copies in libraries as a "backup", blog content is not guaranteed to survive 100% intact as it was the day it was first published. Look at Archive.org's Wayback Machine for the Blend. Not comprehensive by any stretch of the imagination.
An example -- the first iteration of the Blend was on Blogger, with my files not hosted at Google (the current owner of Blogger), but on my ISP's server. So if I kick off, my ISP bills will stop being paid, and eventually access will terminate, leaving some cached material in "The Google" cache, but some original content will be gone forever unless it's preserved offline to be ported elsewhere by someone I name in my will. At least I have backups of my entire Blogger archive; those who host their content on Blogger's servers, I have no idea what access they have to download their content wholesale. Not exactly permanent.
Now I'm on Soapblox, a closed system, and I've obtained the db, but it's the same thing. Anywhere the content is hosted, its existence and access to it in the future completely intact depends on a bill being paid in perpetuity by someone. That's food for thought.
Many readers take these things for granted - the content is you read today is available for nothing but a click of a mouse. Today. Tomorrow is another story.
After sharing the hilarious Top Ten Instances of Christian Bashing in America by the "Christian" Anti-Defamation Commission with you earlier in the week, it's only fair that I follow up with friend of your favorite neighborhood "vicious anti-Christian lesbian activist" and "lesbian blog-stremist" Peter LaBarbera's equally unhinged Top 10 list that focuses on why his readers should keep his tiny anti-gay effort afloat.
President-elect Barack Obama’s support for radical, pro-homosexual federal “hate crimes” legislation. Will homosexuals rise to the top of the politically correct hierarchy of victims in the United States? Will pastors who teach correctly from the Bible that homosexual behavior is sinful be brought up as “accomplices” if someone who attends their church attacks a homosexual? All crimes involve hate at some level and all Americans — including homosexuals — deserve equal protection under the law without regard to special criteria.
- Obama’s support for the Employment Nondiscrimination Act (ENDA), which would use federal power to force businesses to support homosexuality and subsidize homosexual employees’ relationships regardless of their faith- or morality-based opposition to homosexual conduct. Why should homosexuality-based “rights” (mandates) take precedence over Americans’ historic religious and First Amendment liberties?
- Obama’s call to allow open homosexuality in the military — during wartime no less — and Obama’s promise to use the bully pulpit to advocate other pro-homosexual agenda goals such as homosexual adoption of children. Will our Commander-in-Chief become the Gay-Propagandist-in-Chief? And what sort of homosexuality-affirming “Christianity” is Obama going to espouse (as he does in his book, Audacity of Hope)?
- Obama’s pledge to work for the repeal of the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA), which was signed into law by Bill Clinton in 1996 and which protects states from being forced to recognize out-of-state “gay marriages.” Mr. Obama: please forget this radical promise and defend marriage as president if you truly believe that it should remain between a man and a woman!
The rest are below the fold.
After reading a list like this, do you think the fundie wallets will open wide and give so that The Peter can attend IML and Folsom in 2009?
5. Obama’s support for a federal “civil unions” bill – essentially “gay marriage” by another name. Honoring homosexual unions and rewarding them with government benefits only undermines genuine marriage in society.
6. Obama’s promise to sign the radical “Freedom of Choice Act (FOCA), which would eviscerate pro-life reform laws across the country that have helped save thousands of innocent unborn children’s lives.
7. The real possibility that the California Supreme Court will invalidate Proposition 8 – passed by the people of that state Nov. 4. Do citizens’ votes count and do they have a right to stop liberal judges from imposing a radical redefinition of marriage by fiat?
8. Homosexual activists’ intolerance and anti-democratic behavior as exhibited following their loss on Prop 8 in California. If homosexual militants behave like this now – declaring their counterfeit “marriages” a “constitutional right” and demonizing religious opponents as “hate-filled bigots” analogous to the KKK — imagine the potential for abuse should they gain federal power through passage of federal hate crimes and employment legislation (ENDA).
9. The ongoing, aggressive lobbying by the Gender Confusion Movement. Having learned well from their “gay’” allies, “transgender” activists seek to turn “gender nonconformity” into a legal civil right. This would include the supposed “right” of a very young boy to come to school in a dress if he thinks he should be a girl. (Now there’s an agenda item sure to be popular with most parents of school-age children….) Memo to the Transgender Lobby: women do NOT want biologically-born men (wearing dresses and high heels) with male genitalia in their public restrooms—period.10. The socially leftist media’s and Hollywood’s increasingly bold and arrogant promotion of all things “gay.” When it gets so bad that Newsweek magazine runs a cover story positing (out of nowhere) that the Bible supports homosexuality-based “marriage,” the media has lost all perspective on this issue. They are taking their cues directly from the homosexual lobby — which means increasingly they will be demonizing people of faith as “haters.” And then they wonder why newspaper and magazine sales are down. AFTAH will continue to speak out against the media’s and Hollywood’s secular bigotry.
There are many more reasons to support AFTAH but all involve our unshakable commitment to you to defend the truth against the homosexual activist agenda — boldly and without apology. The main question on this issue should not be: “What’s wrong with gay marriage?” or “How does my ‘gay marriage’ affect you?” but rather: “Why are all relationships built around unnatural, changeable, immoral and often unhealthy homosexual behavior somehow deserving of taxpayer-subsidized government recognition? Or perhaps: “Why is it wise for our government to elevate and reward natural marriage and the mom-and-dad-with-children family over destructive, unmarried and unnatural relationships?”
I've been saying this for years, and I'm glad that it's finally catching on as part of the argument for why the federal government should make a huge investment in making American cities more walkable---they reduce drunk driving. Drinking is right up there with butt sex in topics that policy-oriented people don't like to talk about, because talking about makes people think that maybe you do it, and god forbid people think that, because then you won't be considered a serious person anymore. I don't think the taboo that's grown up around it is such a good thing, though, because it does create these situations where people hypocritically avoid talking about realistic ways to push for more responsible drinking, and teetotaler groups like MADD dominate the conversation. And since their solutions are all punishment oriented, I think there's a limit to how much good they can do. Stiff fines for drunk driving work up until a point, but if you don't offer people a realistic alternative, you're still going to have a whole lot of people playing the odds that they won't get caught, and thus a whole lot of drunk drivers who are risking accidents.
Austin on the whole isn't a walkable city, but central Austin is pretty good, with lots of buses and cabs downtown, and so I'm never even remotely tempted to get behind a wheel if I go downtown and drink. Bus downtown, cab back, because sadly, unless you go home before 11 PM, you can't take the bus back, at least to my neighborhood. They're smart enough to have late night buses running from downtown to neighborhoods that have the highest concentration of college students. Which is smart, because a lot of college kids who don't want to spring $10 for a cab back will drive downtown just so that they have a car to drive back with. Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm aware that if they have money for booze, they should have money for a cab, but I suspect that grousing and scolding isn't going to change this calculation any time soon, so it's time for us to work with the kids that we've got instead of the ones that we want.
Of course, I suspect the late night buses aren't being used as much as they should be, but a large part of the reason why is the mental block of growing up in a car culture. Making it easy on people is only half the battle. The other half if getting people to realize how easy it is, which sometimes feels like an insurmountable problem. (One effective strategy I've found on a person to person basis is wait until someone is circling around looking for a parking space, and point out that if you'd taken the bus, you wouldn't have this problem.) For some reason, this is why I think trains are more successful than buses in converting people over to public transport. Trains just seem to be easier for most people to grasp, probably because they go so fast and they come by more regularly, so you feel like you have more control, even if that is an illusion.
Maybe one thing cities could do is invest more money into public awareness campaigns that openly link avoiding drunk driving and using public transportation. Like side by side pictures of one individual either riding the bus or getting ticketed for drunk driving and some language about how you have a choice. It doesn't have to be clever or anything. Direct seems to be the best bet, actually. I can't for the life of me figure out why this sort of thing isn't happening, or isn't common if it is. Is it the same taboo issue? Are we afraid to show images of drunk people making sensible choices and arriving safely at home, unpunished for their drinking? I fear that may be the problem. Even though we know for a fact that needle exchange programs reduce the spread of HIV, for instance, it's nearly impossible to get such programs off the ground because it violates the taboo against talking about these things in any way outside of absolute condemnation. Perhaps encouraging people to make responsible choices while they indulge in drinking is considered some kind of "permission" to drink. My attitude is that it's obvious that people are going to drink whether they have some sort of official permission or not, and it's time we ask ourselves if we're willing to do what it takes to make sure that negative effects are minimized.
John Cole has a great post on the rather obscene levels of Palin revisionism that are going on - in this case, the idea that Palin's reputation as a reactionary idiot comes from highfalutin conservative intellectuals who just can't accept the fact that the Greatest Woman In The World doesn't talk like them, act like them, or complete sentences with the same thought she began them with. Elitists.
With the bind that conservatism finds itself in, one wonders: are we going to see even more revisionism from the right in an effort to - yes, yes we will. Don't even worry about what comes at the end of that sentence, the answer is yes.
Fred Barnes decides to name off the top ten achievements of George W. Bush, which can actually be boiled down to four:
- He was conservative.
- He massively increased government spending in ways that few ended up liking.
- He kept fighting a way that nobody ended up liking.
- He vastly increased the power of the executive to intrude into the lives and fortunes of anyone he deems fit for purposes that he wishes to remain classified.
This, apparently, was exactly what the American people wanted - or will want, thirty years from now when they come to their senses and stop listening to their stupid "experiences" and "thoughts". I can't wait until this time next year, when the era of Bush the Second was the greatest experience any of us have ever had, like Reagan but better, mainly because we had iPods. Bush will also be responsible for the recovery from the recession, our withdrawal from Iraq, and Ford's revolutionary rocket-powered jet car of 2013. Foresight, people, it was all foresight.
The incredibly shrinking profile of the laughable anti-gay outfit MassResistance has poor Brian Camenker railing to
himself his readers about the non-existent destruction of the Bay State by the homos. In his latest rant, he is charging the state government with bowing to the incredible power of the homosexual movement during a budget crisis.
Millions of dollars for programs and services are being cut. But the state's top elected officials refuse to budge on the $700,000 of your money that's going to homosexual programs in the public schools. (In October it was lowered slightly from $850,000. That's still obscenely high -- ANY amount is too much -- and a huge weapon for homosexual activists in schools. And we hear they're getting the rest of the money from another government source.)...MassResistance called the Senate President's office to ask if that included the funding for homosexual programs in the schools. We left a few messages with the Senate President's budget staffer. They seemed to figure out who we were. A bit later got a call back from a staffer named "Rick" (no last name). Rick told us that the Senate President supported the homosexual programs, but that it was the governor's office that instituted the budget cuts, and that we need to contact his office. We asked Rick if the Senate President would sit down and talk to us about the homosexual agenda in the schools, since she works so closely with homosexual lobbyists. He said he'd call us right back. (So far, the phone hasn't rung -- not surprising.)
Brian, I think the reason you didn't get a call back is that the staffer knew you were representing the looney-tunes POV. They have better things to do.
Undaunted, the face of MassResistance picked up the phone and called the Governor Deval Patrick's office and this was Brian's interpretation of the conversation.
After several days trying to get a real person to speak to us, we spoke to a staffer who told us (rather impatiently) that although anything is possible, the Governor supports the homosexual programs, and she (the staffer) personally supports them. Another staffer who called us back told us that the budget decisions seem to be made jointly, with legislative leaders having a fair amount of input. Maybe we should try to influence the Governor's 2010 budget, she said, the first draft of which comes out next month. In other words, don't hold your breath.One common denominator was the attitude everyone in these offices had as soon as they found out that we opposed the homosexual programs in the schools. They became passive-aggressive to varying degrees, and seemed mostly interested in getting us off the phone.
Are we seeing a pattern yet, Brian?
Also:
What's a failorist, you may ask? A person who terrorizes us with FAIL.
Here's Sandra Lee, Person Who Puts Extra Canned Frosting On Store-Bought Cupcakes, making a Kwanzaa cake:
Because nothing says black pride like a nut-bedazzled half-globe of shit cake covered in lumpy poo-brown frosting with ugly taper candles stuck on top. Here's a photo walkthrough of whatever the fuck this thing is as done by two racially enlightened white women.
I don't really hate Sandra Lee for the ethic of Semi-Homemade. I hate her for the trappings of the show, which have little to do with the putative goal of the show (making simple, quick meals that require less prep time, with a lot of the work already done for you), and a lot more to do with a particularly grating sort of middle-class MacGyverism. A show generally involves a few "semi-homemade" recipes, many of which are not only more expensive than a from-scratch version but which, because of the too-clever-by-half machinations of the show, take more time than just making it from scratch. But then you also get a special-made cocktail and a "tablescape", which takes the art of making simple, easy food and buries the subsequent shame and guilt from not slaving away for hours on the meal in a meticulously arranged theme that blocks everyone from seeing everyone else's face.
I cook the most when I have the least money - in general, prepackaged, "complete" food is a pricier luxury than fresh food, and I take joy in the process of it. I don't have a family, however, and the additional cost of the prepackaged food is probably gladly accepted in exchange for the additional time it affords the person cooking. However, what Sandra Lee does is take that idea, and then stretch it out so that it saves you no time, costs more money, and then puts the pressure of being an interior designer on top of making something that looks like you did...well, the exact same amount of work that you actually did, but with canned shit and taper candles on top.
Meanwhile, Israel pounded rocket sites and tunnels Saturday while its planes dropped leaflets warning of an escalation..."The IDF (Israeli Defense Forces) will escalate the operation in the Gaza Strip," said the leaflets in Arabic dropped from planes. "The IDF is not working against the people of Gaza but against Hamas and the terrorists only. Stay safe by following our orders."
Emphasis mine, because of this:
Israeli forces shelled a house where they had ordered about 100 Palestinian civilians to take shelter, killing about 30 people and wounding many more, witnesses told the U.N.
Accidents happen in war. I'm not saying that the IDF was deliberately targeting this so-called safe house. But it does put the lie to the claim that there's anything people in Gaza can do right now to "stay safe." And if I'm reading the story right, it's the same safe house to which the IDF later refused access by the Red Cross for several days.
You'll notice, by the way, that I linked to a Fox News story, above, which buries the discussion of the IDF escalation amongst a bunch of admittedly inflammatory rhetoric from Hamas leaders. I would have preferred to link to a more impartial news source, but weirdly, the only major-outlet discussion of the leaflet I could find which included the phrase "Stay safe by following our orders" came from Fox News, and the Jerusalem Post (which buried it amongst discussions of Hamas body counts.) I'm trying to decide whether that's because the libruhl medya refuses to recognize how terribly concerned Israel is about Palestinian safety, or whether only those sources were willing to dignify that ludicrous sentiment by reporting it.
Update: I didn't want to focus massive attention on the Fox News/Jerusalem Post aspect; it was really just a quick anecdote about the frustration of trying not to link to Fox News. I did finally find a story by the AP (in the WaPo) which also included the phrase in question.
Step one: Fulfill some stereotype that sexist men have about women, especially those who they think are trying to have their feminist cake and eat it with a side of dependence and chivalry. Ideally, you get pregnant to trap a man into paying child support. As this doesn't really happen, your other option is to be a spoiled brat in some form or another. Being a woman who has difficult career aspirations, demands an apartment in Manhattan, and nearly dumps your poor husband because he can't make enough money so that you can depend on him whether you're a freelancer or a housewife will do.
Step two: Write about it in a way that makes it seem like you're oblivious to the implications. Ignore that a bunch of misogynists are going to eat this shit up, because it proves that women don't really want equality, they want to leech off men, but want an excuse to say no to sexual "duties" or doing all the housework. Don't wink at the sexist audience, or they'll know that you're pandering to them.
Step three: Up to you. You can either end your story by reforming your ways by letting go of the princess shit a little bit, or end by being an even bigger princess. Either way, misogynists are vindicated, and that's what's important.
Step four: Not yours to take. This is up to the feminists who have to wear ourselves out pointing out that most women are not overly demanding people with skewed expectations, and that equality means that even the clueless members of our gender have full rights, in the same way that clueless men have full rights.
Oh no, we're falling behind! Please step up and help us stuff the ballot box in a contest that's all about ballot box stuffing. Remember, you can vote once a day.
To make it worse, our worthy opposition has (gasp!) gone negative. (Cue faux outrage from supporters and sad and weary head-shaking from candidates.)
That damn Panda blog is beating us. Since when do a bunch of very large bitches get their asses kicked by some half-extinct, slow-moving vegetarians??
Pandas are tough and mean enough to go the distance. If elected, pandas would totally go find and kill that mofo Osama bin Laden. Witness the panda fury:
(I chose this angry pandavideo because others weren't funny, because people actually got hurt. Who knew?)
Vanessa has an interesting post up about the politics of "mantyhose", which are pantyhose, but repackaged for men for no purpose other than to convince male consumers that they won't grow a vagina just because they're wearing a type of clothing that's practically designed to suffocate vaginas and make bacterial infections grow unimpeded. (I suspect this spoils the great reveal of my opinion of pantyhose later in the piece.) It's actually kind of sad how bent out of shape some men get when they find themselves in a situation where wearing stockings makes sense. Because nothing is worse than being a woman, and therefore something coded as feminine creates this deep horror.
For more than a decade, Mack wore women's pantyhose under his clothes to keep him warm while he worked as a landscaper. But four years ago, Mack, 35, discovered "mantyhose" —pantyhose for men.
"It's nice because they are specifically made for men, so I felt less weird about it," said Mack, who declined to give his last name (because his wife does still feel weird about it).....
"Men were being told by their doctors that they needed compression legwear for knee problems," Katz said. "So they were sent to buy women's hosiery, and that was embarrassing for them."
The inequality in cross-dressing in this country is a fairly clear-cut indicator of how much misogyny is internalized by people. Obviously, there's a tendency to gender non-gendered products of all sorts, which is why the satirical video I posted is so funny. But when they "feminize" a non-gendered product, it's usually to emphasize how delicate and feminine the user is, as if the un-gendered product is too masculine and harsh for her. But it's not humiliating to use "masculine" things, and in fact, the major issue with women wearing men's clothes has been, for decades at least, that it's considered a bit uppity for women to do so. Pants were considered off-limits to women because it was understood that women might want to wear pants, due to the comfortable movement factor, and keeping them from infringing on this privilege was the point of the taboo. Of course, pants are acceptable for women now. Actually, there's few items of male clothing that women haven't adopted for ourselves, even though a few items like ties are only worn as fashion statements. But items marked as women's clothing remain steadfastly off-limits to men.
I'm fascinated by the way that some women get bent out of shape when their husbands do something "feminine". Why does it bother this wife? It's not because pantyhose are one of the stupidest and least sexy items of clothing ever invented, because mantyhose look just like pantyhose, and so the aesthetic horror is maintained. It's clearly an embarrassment issue, which is why he won't give his last name. I suspect that it's because, in a sexist society, the most that most women can hope for is to derive their social status through their men, and so it's important for their men to be very masculine. I'm not blaming her or beating up on her. I can see that it wouldn't be fun at all to admit that your man does something that is considered feminine and therefore low status.
Now that women have claimed most male clothing for its comfort and for its ability to signal status (and have modified it so that it's more flattering to female bodies no less), I think we as a society define those things that are feminine and off-limits to men by their frivolity, or at least relationship to it. Pantyhose are feminine because they're meant to be worn with skirts. To be more specific, they were invented to go with the mini-skirt, because garter belts and stocking don't work under mini-skirts or under the more form-fitting skirts and dresses that are popular today. And it's skirts and dresses that are inexcusably feminine clothing items, because they're sexy and decorative and limit your movement, especially when you wear them with high heeled shoes that make it hard to walk very fast.
What's interesting, and the mantyhose article only touches on this a little, is that men are feeling more pressure to be sexy and decorative for the benefit of women, probably because women's increasing independence means that they can choose men based on sexual desire and not just stability. Thus, you have, as the article says, more men's underwear that is designed to shape and tuck and smooth, like women's underwear has done forever. You could argue that this is just about status between men, but I'd argue with you, because if it's just about men, you can turn things such as the beer belly into status symbols in and of themselves. God knows that in the land I hail from---Redneckia---many men seem downright proud of their beer bellies, which they decorate with ever-growing belt buckles for the benefit of other men. No, I'd say that the pressure is growing to look sexy or dashing or some other adjective that describes a man capable of catching the eye of anyone, male or female, who likes men. Every week I listen to the Savage Love podcast, and sometimes Dan praises the straight guys who call if they have sexy voices, and instead of getting bent out of shape at being treated like, well, a woman, they respond positively. This is a trend I can get behind.
But it does present a problem for men who want to enjoy the pleasure of being treated like you're sexy without getting that gnawing feeling that you're getting turned into a woman. And so marketers strain to put out the message that it's manly to do womanish things like dressing up to be attractive. Objectively, a word like "mantyhose" is so ridiculous it should be what's embarrassing, not the act of wearing stockings. But that's just how strong the fear is, that a man might prefer a ridiculous word like "mantyhose" over being feminized in any way.
And since I promised, I'll deliver---I hate pantyhose. I realize for some women, they provide support, warmth, or some other benefits, but my experience with them has solely been in situations where I had to wear them because walking around with bare legs is too scandalous. The history of stockings is one of trying to police women's virtue in a world where there's also significant pressure on women to be sexually appealing. Really, all of women's clothing choices are haunted by the contradictory requirements to be sexy so men like to look at you, but don't be sexy because you'll be called slutty. For instance, anyone with big breasts knows that you're supposed to show some cleavage, but not too much, and trying to figure out the sweet spot of how much to show is impossible, because the definition is so subjective. It's always changing, too. I remember when it was considered beyond the pale to forgo padded bras, because hiding your real breasts behind padding was not just about shape but also about modesty---god forbid anyone see the natural shape of a breast. Now thin bras and thin T-shirts are the norm.
Anyway, I hated pantyhose because they are the most egregious attempt to accommodate this unfair catch-22. You're supposed to show off some leg, at least your calves, but god forbid you actually show your legs when showing your legs. So let's plaster on a faux natural looking skin on your legs that's just unnatural-looking enough that anyone looking at you realizes you are concealing your real legs. That is some fucked up shit, and especially when you have to suffer the blistering Texas heat while pretending to show off and cover up your legs all at once. I hate pantyhose and all they represent so much that if I do have to wear stockings on the rare occasion that I'm in a skirt in cold weather, I'll wear something that's aggressively not pantyhose.
Other women's fashions that are in the same vein of trying to be sexy without trying to be sexy don't bother me: knee-length skirts, low-waisted jeans, the aforementioned thin T-shirts, halter dresses, or V-neck sweaters. But pantyhose are just so ridiculous and over the top that they anger me. It's satisfying using them to make compost tea instead of what they were made for.
Another one for The Taser files occurred in Norfolk, VA:
Before October, it would be hard to imagine a person more care free. Pamela Brown, the "Hula Hoop Lady", exercising for everyone's enjoyment in Norfolk's Ward's Corner. But that innocence was shattered when Officer Nicholas Parks tased her for refusing to put her arms behind her back.To this day, she still has trouble sleeping, and told NewsChannel Three her confidence is gone. "He abused me like I'm some kind of a murderous criminal.", said Brown.
Even in the Garbled taser video recording, you can hear Pam repeatedly trying to tell Officer Parks to look at her medical card. "In my back pocket is where my medic alert information identicard... In my back pocket..." "ma'am, I'm gonna tell you one more time to (unintelligible) down and put your hands behind your back."
She also wore a necklace and bracelet that day, that details her condition. Pam suffers from a brain injury, and has pins in her shoulder that make it painful to be handcuffed.
But Officer Parks never looked, and tased her three times for resisting arrest.
Norfolk's city attorney Bernard Pishko told NewsChannel Three that in the heat of the moment, Officer Parks couldn't understand what Pam was saying. But Pam's attorneys, brain injury specialists, aren't buying the city line, and Tuesday, filed a five million dollar lawsuit against officer Parks, claiming he willingly tortured her.
Charges against her were dropped and the officer was placed on administrative leave. Below is the video captured by Parks' camera (note it appears it is covered at the moment he blasts her with the shock device) recording the incident:
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