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Joe The Reporter

Via Atrios, I take back everything I ever said about Joe the Plumber's Excellent Israeli Adventure. More, please!

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Pandas last stand

It's true that pandas are lumbering fake bears that are going extinct because they suffer from sexual ignorance on the level that abstinence-only pushers could only dream of. But all this is more reason that pandas deserve your vote over religious figures and bitches. After all, when this is all said and done, bitches and religious figures will live on, assured that there is no danger of extinction for their people, but pandas will not have such comfort. So vote for pandas. Because you're a liberal, and so you root for the downtrodden and the underdogs, and pandas are all that plus way cuter than most underdogs.

Soapblox -- and the larger issue of long-term survival of online progressive content

(Pandagon is on the ExpressionEngine CMS platform, btw, in case anyone was wondering...)

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The Peter's 'Ten Reasons to Support Americans For Truth in 2009'

After sharing the hilarious Top Ten Instances of Christian Bashing in America by the "Christian" Anti-Defamation Commission with you earlier in the week, it's only fair that I follow up with friend of your favorite neighborhood "vicious anti-Christian lesbian activist" and "lesbian blog-stremist" Peter LaBarbera's equally unhinged Top 10 list that focuses on why his readers should keep his tiny anti-gay effort afloat.

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Is it so wrong to offer a safe alternative?

I've been saying this for years, and I'm glad that it's finally catching on as part of the argument for why the federal government should make a huge investment in making American cities more walkable---they reduce drunk driving. Drinking is right up there with butt sex in topics that policy-oriented people don't like to talk about, because talking about makes people think that maybe you do it, and god forbid people think that, because then you won't be considered a serious person anymore. I don't think the taboo that's grown up around it is such a good thing, though, because it does create these situations where people hypocritically avoid talking about realistic ways to push for more responsible drinking, and teetotaler groups like MADD dominate the conversation. And since their solutions are all punishment oriented, I think there's a limit to how much good they can do. Stiff fines for drunk driving work up until a point, but if you don't offer people a realistic alternative, you're still going to have a whole lot of people playing the odds that they won't get caught, and thus a whole lot of drunk drivers who are risking accidents.

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The Colossus Of Choads

John Cole has a great post on the rather obscene levels of Palin revisionism that are going on - in this case, the idea that Palin's reputation as a reactionary idiot comes from highfalutin conservative intellectuals who just can't accept the fact that the Greatest Woman In The World doesn't talk like them, act like them, or complete sentences with the same thought she began them with. Elitists.

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The bunching knickers of MassResistance's Brian Camenker

The incredibly shrinking profile of the laughable anti-gay outfit MassResistance has poor Brian Camenker railing to himself his readers about the non-existent destruction of the Bay State by the homos. In his latest rant, he is charging the state government with bowing to the incredible power of the homosexual movement during a budget crisis.

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Sandra Lee: Domestic Failorist

What's a failorist, you may ask? A person who terrorizes us with FAIL.

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How to write a popular online article

Step one: Fulfill some stereotype that sexist men have about women, especially those who they think are trying to have their feminist cake and eat it with a side of dependence and chivalry. Ideally, you get pregnant to trap a man into paying child support. As this doesn't really happen, your other option is to be a spoiled brat in some form or another. Being a woman who has difficult career aspirations, demands an apartment in Manhattan, and nearly dumps your poor husband because he can't make enough money so that you can depend on him whether you're a freelancer or a housewife will do.

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Pandagon knows how to fight terrorism

Oh no, we're falling behind! Please step up and help us stuff the ballot box in a contest that's all about ballot box stuffing. Remember, you can vote once a day.

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So much about our culture can be understood in the word "mantyhose"

Vanessa has an interesting post up about the politics of "mantyhose", which are pantyhose, but repackaged for men for no purpose other than to convince male consumers that they won't grow a vagina just because they're wearing a type of clothing that's practically designed to suffocate vaginas and make bacterial infections grow unimpeded. (I suspect this spoils the great reveal of my opinion of pantyhose later in the piece.) It's actually kind of sad how bent out of shape some men get when they find themselves in a situation where wearing stockings makes sense. Because nothing is worse than being a woman, and therefore something coded as feminine creates this deep horror.

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