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The barracuda has a pee-pee

Update: Apparently the song is about the evil record executives. Which doesn't, considering the make-up of the record industry's top honchos, make a bit of difference to the awesomeness of my title. Especially not when it was written in the 70s. If it makes the Wilson sisters feel any better, I suspect record executives treat all musicians like they just fell off the turnip truck.

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The GOP: ripping off the elderly to fill its coffers

What does it say about the Republican Party when it takes great care to prey upon the elderly to fill its coffers with bloodsucking sham organizations like the Black Republican PAC (see my exclusive post on how these orgs funnel money to wingnut welfare businesses).

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Friday Random Ten "God No 90s Nostalgia" Edition

Ten songs at random. Leave 'em in comments. Here's mine:

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John McCain Is The Cause Greater Than Yourself

imageThinking back on the speech from last night, the thing that stands out is that the entire case for John McCain's candidacy has become John McCain. John McCain isn't the right man for this moment in history, this is the right moment in history for John McCain. To call the speech non-partisan misses the point - it was intensely partisan towards McCain and his mythology.

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Gah

Chris Matthews just remarked that the crowd is applauding his rebuke of the GOP. Which explains why they were entirely silent when he rebuked the party or talked about any non-doctrinaire position. Much like last night, I don't think that they watched the same speech that actual people did. Actually, they probably just watched The Last Starfighter and went "Pew! Pew!" the entire time while hiding behind couches and throwing pretend neutron-grenades.

The McCains' Turn To Bore Me

9:48 PM: When I last tuned in to the RNC, they were talking about McCain's military service. I just turned in to Cindy McCain talking about John McCain's military service. And then other people's military service.

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Satire: the main internet tradition

Love it. (Hat tip.) Favorites:

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He might be in jail, but tonight's really Abramoff's night

John McCain is going to dodder on stage and give a repeat of Sarah Palin's speech from last night (Summary: Kids, get off my lawn! My lawn called....America.), and so it will be easy to miss the real news about he who knows how to keep it real, Republican-style.

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Obama On O'Reilly

8:42 PM - First question: Are we in a war on terror?

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Blackazoid: Origins

imageEzra points out that the constant mockery of Obama's time spent community organizing is a racial dogwhistle, which sounds about right. He spent time digging around in the surefire pool of racial resentment that is any group of black people larger than three that aren't wearing sports uniforms, meaning, of course, that he was avoiding Real Work and probably smoking his crack rock or working on his recipe for chitlins.

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Georgia Republican Rep. Lynn Westmoreland calls Obama 'uppity'

The GOP's white sheet is showing (again). There's a reason the RNC has hit a record low in black attendees at its convention.

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Your Electoral Fact Of The Day

Barack Obama got more votes in losing the Oklahoma primary by 24 points than Sarah Palin has received in her entire life.

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