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Governing By Osmosis

Larry Kudlow, who hasn't seemed to notice that Sarah Palin is destroying the market with her Alaskan Godzillan hatebombs, writes today about how the Hockey Mom from Hell is going to solve our energy problems because she's close to a lot of oil.

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Mario Kart politics

So this year the argument for voting Republican is the same that it has been since Nixon---a cadre of demonized people (non-white people, loose women, homosexuals, feminists, atheists, Muslims, people who read books that lack the reassuring presence of firearms mentions on every other page) who think they's so great are about to win and make you, Joe White Voter, feel like even more of a loser than you are. So show them that this is still Asshole America and vote for McCain. Unfortunately, this sort of argument can be shockingly effective. It's Mario Kart politics, of the blue turtle shell philosophy. The blue turtle shell is the most asshole of all weapons. Most weapons confer some strategic advantage on the bearer. Other colored turtle shells tend to take out people in your immediate vicinity, so that you can pull some places ahead. Mushrooms give you a boost of speed. Banana peels keep those behind you from catching up and passing you. But the blue turtle shell? All that does is fuck up the guy in the front, without conferring advantage to anyone but maybe the guy right behind him. It doesn't help you.

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The blizzard in St. Paul - diversity is MIA

In the WaPo today, there is a piece "In a More Diverse America, A Mostly White Convention," that illustrates a serious problem on display at the Republican National Convention. This year the GOP hit a record low in black attendees (despite "outreach" by the RNC under Ken Mehlman), and the blizzard of pale faces in this year's crowd begs the question -- is this a party ready to lead in the 21st century -- it looks more like a party in denial of reality.

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Oddly Expected

Sarah Palin's command experience of the Alaska National Guard as it relates to foreign policy amounts to exactly nothing.

She did get to send a plane to Louisiana, though. It was a big plane.

Paaaaaailin Away

Her backdrop is the endless void of the soul. This is a good start.

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Chocolate Starfish And The Giuliani Water

Why did NOBODY on the fucking design crew not think that the lowest tenth of a moving image would be a bad background for TV? Giuliani looks like he's giving a speech from a sewer.

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I'm Completely Disinterested

Although Mike Huckabee is talking about Obama's craaaaaazy European ideas.

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Mittens Liveblogging

MEDIA! LIBERAL!

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Triumphs In Staging

Somehow, the stage designers at the RNC decided that the best backdrop for Meg Whitman was a staticky blood-red background. Because when I look for an endorsement to sway my vote, I look for who most reminds me of Vigo from Ghostbusters 2.

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That's it; they're trying to lose


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To My Dear Conservative Friends

Maybe the reason the media didn't focus on John Edwards' travails as much as they're focusing on Sarah Palin's is because nobody asked John Edwards to be on a presidential ticket.

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Bludgeoning The Refs To Within An Inch Of Their Lives

What happens when whining like a baby doesn't work? You whine even more, motherfucker.

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It just doesn't stop: McCain stages photo op with Palin boyfriend

Via Talking Points Memo, talk about exploitation. I guess the whole privacy thing was just a little fantasy, as John McCain held a photo op with Levi Johnston, the young man who knocked up Sarah Palin's minor child. Shameless, I tell you.

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